South Park’s Season Finale Shocks With Dark Holiday Twist
South Park’s latest season finale delivers a jaw-dropping holiday episode, blending a wild plot involving Satan, Donald Trump, and a mysterious tragedy that echoes real-life headlines. Season 29 is set to arrive in 2026.
The final episode of South Park’s current season aired on December 10, 2025, closing out a controversial run with a storyline that’s sure to get people talking. The episode, titled ‘The Crap Out,’ opens with Jesus trying to help Stan Marsh, who’s lost his home and income after ICE raids. But this version of Jesus, caught up in shallow faith, proves to be no help at all.
Chaos at the White House and Satan ’s Dilemma
As the story unfolds, the focus shifts to the impending birth of a child between Satan and Donald Trump. But Trump is nowhere to be found as the due date approaches. Instead, he’s run off with Vice President JD Vance—his secret lover—to break their friend Peter Thiel out of jail. Meanwhile, Satan stumbles upon a blue jockstrap, realizing Trump’s been cheating with Vance. Towelie, making his first appearance in eight episodes, shows up covered in bodily fluids and ready to spill the latest White House gossip.
Satan and Towelie race off to confront Trump, but just as they arrive, Jesus swoops in to defend the president.
“This is a great man protecting our country from facts,”
Jesus declares. Satan fires back,
“This man is a con artist, and I will deal with him.”
But before Satan can act, he’s hit with contractions and rushed to the hospital, lamenting his habit of falling for the wrong men.
A Sinister Revelation at Hell’s Pass Hospital
Trump, Vance, Thiel, Jesus, and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth storm Hell’s Pass Hospital, determined to destroy the Antichrist. But what they find is far more disturbing. The baby, the product of Satan and Trump’s union, is discovered hanging by its neck inside the womb. The ultrasound footage is mysteriously incomplete—an unsettling detail that mirrors the circumstances surrounding Jeffrey Epstein ’s death while he awaited trial for sexual misconduct.
Back at the White House, Trump celebrates, while Satan departs, seemingly ending their tumultuous relationship. The episode leaves viewers with more questions than answers, setting the stage for the next season. Although the exact premiere date for season 29 hasn’t been announced, fans can expect its return sometime in 2026.