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10 South Park Hidden Gems You’ll Want to Binge Tonight

10 South Park Hidden Gems You’ll Want to Binge Tonight
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South Park is 28 seasons and 332 episodes deep, and even the clunkers still cough up a belly laugh—case in point: Funnybot, a widely panned outing that still sneaks in a howl-inducing moment.

South Park has 28 seasons and 332 episodes, which means even the duds usually cough up at least one killer gag. You know the obvious classics: 'Scott Tenorman Must Die', 'Make Love, Not Warcraft', 'The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers'. But sift through IMDb and you start seeing some eyebrow-raising rankings. 'Grounded Vindaloop' is sitting pretty at 12th, '200' and the network-mangled '201' are at 34 and 35, while a bunch of early gems are buried. So here are ten episodes the internet undervalues, with receipts.

'I am deaf in one ear!'

Yes, that from 'Funnybot' still makes me laugh. Even the 'meh' entries find a way.

Quick gripe about the rankings

Season 19 (the low point for the show) has 'Sponsored Content' up at 47, meanwhile Season 1 workhorses are criminally low: 'Pinkeye' is languishing at 90 when it should be a top 10–20 pick, and 'Weight Gain 4000' sits at 258 despite being the episode that hooked people after the so-so 'Cartman Gets an Anal Probe' and 'Volcano'. Keep that energy in mind as we go.

Underrated South Park episodes the rankings get wrong

  1. Cow Days (Season 2) — ranked 255
    Season 2 gets dunked on because Trey Parker and Matt Stone farmed out a lot of the writing and later regretted it. Honestly, they are too hard on it. 'Cow Days' is exactly why those early years were such a late-90s treat: the boys obsess over flimsy Terrance and Phillip dolls, Cartman gets a hilarious Full Metal Jacket riff, and contest winners Tom and Mary arrive just in time to witness a cow-obsessed carnival and then have rats go to town on their skin and eyes. South Park the town is sweet, dumb, and catastrophically dangerous; this episode gets that.

  2. Mecha-Streisand (Season 1) — ranked 257
    The penultimate episode of the first season is an icon, yet here it is in the basement. Meanwhile, Season 19 is getting gold stars? Make it make sense. 'Mecha-Streisand' is the early show's giant-monster mayhem blueprint, and it still plays.

  3. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (Season 2)
    Peak early South Park weirdness, kicked off with Mr. Garrison 'teaching' by cueing up days of Barnaby Jones. The episode riffs on Star Trek: The Original Series' 'Dagger of the Mind' and delivers one of the show's great low-key villains in Dr. Adams, whose tortured pronunciation of 'planetarium' is so perfectly irksome a reporter cannot help reacting. It is endlessly rewatchable.

  4. Sarcastaball (Season 16)
    You do not have to care about football to enjoy Randy being a full-on manchild (before the Tegridy Farms era ran that bit into the ground). The timing is razor sharp: the instant Randy clocks 'Buttery's Creamy Goo' for what it really is, the random kid getting mowed down as Randy and Sharon drive across the field (and the total non-reaction), and a scorching CeeLo Green jab. It is one of the season's funniest half-hours.

  5. A Very Crappy Christmas ( Season 4) — ranked 271
    Some holiday specials deserve their low marks ('Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics' is at 297; fair). Same with later entries like '#HappyHolograms' and 'The Crap Out'. But 'A Very Crappy Christmas' at 271 is wild. It is one of Season 4's strongest, and it smartly folds in footage from Trey and Matt's 'The Spirit of Christmas' short, the scrappy little film that birthed the series. You can feel how far the show had evolved by 2000 without losing its DIY soul.

  6. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig (Season 1)
    Early-days gold. Mephesto is the secret weapon here, Fluffy the pig is an all-timer visual, and Trey Parker's Elton John impression is ridiculous in the best way. It also introduces Shelley Marsh. She eventually becomes a bit one-note, but here she's a perfect foil for the boys, even landing a surprisingly sweet beat with Stan... right before she runs him over with a lawnmower. Classic South Park whiplash.

  7. Mexican Joker ( Season 23)
    Season 23 was the last full run before COVID sidelined the show for two years (we only got 'The Pandemic Special' in 2020 and 'South ParQ Vaccination Special' in 2021). The serialization works better here than in the few seasons prior. Yes, the Tegridy Farms thing was wearing thin, but Randy wiping out townspeople's personal grow stashes is a sharp bit. The title thread is the real gut punch: its 2019 warnings about ICE, what is happening to kids, and the long-term fallout have only aged in one direction.

  8. Summer Sucks (Season 2)
    We can all agree the clip-show-ish 'City on the Edge of Forever' is Season 2's low point. But calling 'Summer Sucks' the runner-up worst? No way. This is vintage South Park: the boys stand by while a town-level threat escalates, in this case a giant fireworks snake consuming everything. The B-plot about Cartman fearing first-grader pee goes nowhere, which is exactly the kind of aimless, quotable Season 2 business that makes it so rewatchable. Also, Chef 's 'Simultaneous' might be his best song.

  9. I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining (Season 16) — ranked 306
    The live-action detour? Yeah, it does not work. But 306? Come on. Season 16 has weaker episodes that are rightly even lower ('Jewpacabra', 'Going Native'), and a few that should be below this but are not ('Obama Wins!', 'A Scause for Applause', 'Faith Hilling'). The Double Dew gag is premium bodily-humor execution, and the 'Long story short' runner is painfully real in a way that makes you want to snap a pencil in half the second you hear it.

  10. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (Season 5) — ranked 314
    Shockingly low for an episode that works even if you are not on Team Terrance and Phillip. The E! True Hollywood Story-style doc segments sing, and the boys trying to wrangle the duo for an Earth Day event run by ultra-intense environmentalists is a great clash of sensibilities. The rating probably suffers because the episode paints left-leaning environmental activists as unhinged; history has since backed the climate warnings, but even if you park that context, the comedy is on point. Terrance and Phillip's friendship gets more depth than usual, the Canadian Shakespeare scene stretches the joke to the brink and mercifully bails before it curdles (that timing is hard), and the Goat People gag slays.

One last behind-the-scenes tidbit

Season 2 gets dinged because Trey and Matt outsourced a lot of scripts and later cringed at the decision. But that year also nails what made early South Park special: sweetly dumb townsfolk, big dumb dangers, and kids reacting like kids. Several of these rankings ignore that charm entirely.

What did I miss? Which South Park episode do you think the hive mind underrates?